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Dan Boulger: Lots of Complete Accidents

A lot of people that are adopted are insecure because they feel like they weren't wanted. But that's crap, you know, 'cause a...

Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Lollipop

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

The Spirit Moves Me

A honeymoon couple are lying in bed when the husband says, “Honey, let's get busy.” She replies, “Wait until the spirit moves me.”...

The Duck and the Condom

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh,...

Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Truck

Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Tig: Cat Attitude

I think she thinks that I'm just, like, a neighbor storing her sh*t at her place.

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Free Press

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she stole the free press.

Brian Regan: Microwaving Pop Tarts

You can microwave a Pop Tart. That just blew me away that you could do that. How long does it take to toast...

Walks Into a Bar… Not Ready to Go Home

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a beer. He chugs it, looks into his pocket and asks for another beer....

Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Boarding Ticket

Yo' Mama is so fat, the last time she booked a flight, her boarding ticket read, "Please allow up to 4-6 weeks for...