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Geek Booty Call… Beam

Beam me up, Slutty!

Jeff Cesario: Never Notice Eyebrows

We don't notice the eyebrow. Once in a blue moon, when it's that woman who shaves off her own actual human eyebrows and...

Flash Me

Q: What goes stop, go, stop, go, stop, go? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

Friends With Hookers

Q: What do you call women who hang out with hookers?A: Support hos.

Dan St. Germain: Mysterious Ways

God working in mysterious ways is no comfort to me working through my sh*tty life.

Ryan Stout: Smart Japanese

I think the Japanese are smart people -- stereotypically so.

Hold Back the Monster

Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?A: My zipper.

Pantyhose

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

Kevin Bozeman: Student Loan Collections

They call me at, like, 11 every morning, and I answer the phone. They have to know that that's a problem. I pick...

Blonde’s Bellybutton

Q: Why was the blonde's bellybutton bruised? A: Her husband was a blonde, too.