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An elderly lady phoned her telephone company

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the...

Too Cold for Fido

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside? A: When your dog's d**k is frozen to the fire hydrant. ...

She-Devil

A man would come home very late and very drunk every night. His wife decides to teach him a lesson by dressing up like...

Plumber Booty Call… Hole

I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

Astronaut Booty Call… The Right Stuff

I've got the right stuff... in my pants.

Yo’ Pops… Fat (what else?)

Yo' daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.

Corporate Booty Call… Reach Out

I want you to reach out and loop me in.

Jeff Cesario: Real Fights

I like the real fights, like channel 291, 3:30 in the morning, and it's live -- just some guys beating the tar out of...

Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… DNA

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks DNA is the National Dyslexics Association.