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How to be Insulting in Church

How to be Insulting in Church: If you just want to look inside the church, go in when you see the sign 'Service in...

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word...

An English teacher told his students that when pronouncing a word beginning with the letter "H" they should ignore the "H" as in hour,...

The room is $15 a night.

Innkeeper: "The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed." Guest: "I'll make my own bed." Innkeeper: "Good. I'll...

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the...

You know what Adam said to Eve?

You know what Adam said to Eve? "Watch out, I don’t know how big this gets."

Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin’s...

Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one...

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled...

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: "I got you covered."

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed...

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Yo momma is so ugly she is the reason Sonic the...

Yo momma is so ugly she is the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast.