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Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don’t stop when you...

Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.

What do you call a deaf dog?

Q: What do you call a deaf dog? A: It doesn't matter; it can't hear you.

Why does Beyoncé sing to the left, to the left?

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!

Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a...

Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

What do KFC and pussy have in common?

Q: What do KFC and pussy have in common? A: Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a...

I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake.

I went to a hot dog stand with my pet snake. I said," May I please have a hot dog for my snake?" The...

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down...

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette....

Yo momma so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on...

Yo momma so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like...

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

A blind man walked into a fish market and said, Hello...

A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"