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Life is like fighting a gorilla, you don't stop when you get tired, you stop when the gorilla does.
Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette....
Yo momma so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"